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Posted by PsychoGoldfish - April 18th, 2008

So yeah, I guess the cat is out of the bag now.

Yes I do work for NG now... and yes I coded the super confusing API stuff.

On that note, I will be trying to make regular updates on the API stuff so check this userpage out every now and then to stay in the loop.

one more thing...


Posted by PsychoGoldfish - March 3rd, 2008

I hear it contains lots of nutrients and fiber, and is part of a balanced breakfast.

What do you think it tastes like?


Posted by PsychoGoldfish - February 26th, 2008

Mindchamber, who is an avid Hillary Clinton supporter, stabbed his brother-in-law for supporting Obamma.... here's the story:

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Posted by PsychoGoldfish - January 31st, 2008


But now that you are here, my 9 year wedding anniversary is on the 1st so it's not a total bust!

Posted by PsychoGoldfish - January 17th, 2008


Posted by PsychoGoldfish - October 31st, 2007

For over a year NGers have been enjoying the demo version of Mini-Putt Online here on Newgrounds.

In honor of my favorite holiday, Halloween, I have uploaded the full version of the game.

The full version includes the original 2 courses as well as Spooky-Putt, a Halloween themed 18-hole course.

If that wasn't enough, Ross and I worked a little magic to allow for NG players to quick-play using their NG usernames!



Posted by PsychoGoldfish - October 15th, 2007

So, I have a minor dilema that has blown itself out of proportion.

A while back, I got a box of (12 cans) of Manwich at ye-olde Sam's club. At the moment I have this obsession with the fact that all 12 cans are still in my pantry and have yet to be used.

The obvious solution is to simply make sloppy joes, but alas... I have no ground beef.

It's cool though.... if Campbell's cream of mushroom soup and SPAM have taught me anything, there are 100's of people who have a bunch of creative recipes for can-based food, and surely the internet would provide me a creative way to use up some of this manwich that is plaguing my soul.

A half dozen Google searches later, all I have found is recpies to MAKE manwich, and variations of the traditional sloppy joe.

How the hell has Manwich gone by so long without, at least, ONE dedicated recipe site or some kind?

Has anyone done anything new with Manwich? Why hasn't this sauce technology been explored?

I call upon everyone who ever enjoyed a nice sloppy joe in their childhood to help me rectify this sadly overlooked canned commodity.

If you have any creative uses (anal lubricants aside) for manwich ... I need to know! NEH, THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW!

Manwich needs your love

Posted by PsychoGoldfish - September 21st, 2007

I just wrote up a big ass walkthrough and cheat-sheet for Alkie Kong 2. If you liked the game but had troubles beating it, now you have no excuse for sucking!

The full walkthrough is at http://www.webgamemagazine.com/2007/09 /21/alkie-kong-2-walkthrough/

May the b33r be with you...

Alkie Kong 2 Cheats

Posted by PsychoGoldfish - September 12th, 2007

So last year I bought a nice big 50" RCA DLP with money I saved up to pay taxes and didn't end up owing so much.

Nive tv, wonderful picture, Dish Network HD DVR on it and all that jazz.... and I was told to expect the bulb to only last about a year or 2, so I got the service plan.

Well, sure as shit, the bulb crapped out 7 days ago... didn't fade like I was told it would... no... it just dun blew up.

I call 1-888-BEST-BUY... "hello, my dlp lamp blew, I need a new one."

"we're sorry your tv isn't working sir, we will schedule someone to come out and fix it... it's going to be in 7 days"


So yeah.. I can live without my nice tv for a week... I don't wathc it too much anyway, so I grabbed my little lcd HD screen from downstairs and hooked it up temporarily.

Well, today was the day.. I was gonna get my big screen back, so I put the lcd away, cleaned up the big tv, got it pulled out from the wall for the service guy... all ready to go.

Dude shows up right on time... opens the back, looks at the bulb

"yep, it's blown.... we'll have to order you a new one... it'll be about 7 days and I can get it installed for you"


I asked him if he could just send the bulb direct and I'd do it... "Good idea, that'll only take 2 days or so!"


Now I used to work in best buy customer service, so I get that 99% of the time when a customer tells you something is wrong on their unit, they are just retarded.... but how much technical merit do you need to take a service call from a person saying their bulb is dead, and explaining that their tv has sound but no image or light and not at least think there is a chance they are correct.

And assuming they had thought my claim was plausable... they knew the technician was 7 days out from coming over... and they could have easily looked to see if they had the lamp in stock... and if not order one.

Worst case.. they have an extra lamp all set for the next customer, right?

But no... best buy is wrapped in so much policy red tape that common sense rarely prevails.

Oh well, at least I should be able to watch saturday morning cartoons in style....

Posted by PsychoGoldfish - August 24th, 2007

So I was browsing around google images to get something for my bbs sig pic today. The plan was to have a juicy fruit wrapper with a piece of gum coming out of it... nothing special, I just like juicy fruit.

Anyway, as I was browsing... google did what google does best, and returned images that were NOT juicy fruit.

What they DID return was a european candy called maoam. I almost overlooked this result until I realized the characters on the wrapper were having hot fruity sex and I knew at that moment... this was the best candy on the planet.

If any of you eurofags could like... send me some maoam, that would make me the happiest little boy in the orphanage.

My new favorite candy that I have never actually eaten....