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Recent Movie Reviews

38 Movie Reviews

Man, this takes me back to my own depraved Mario Paint movies, that possibly still exist somewhere in a box of VHS tapes at my parents' house.

This was a really fun cartoon, can't wait to see more. Also, very flattered that you named it after me!!

This was a good laugh, especially to someone who recently started playing Minecraft with his kids. I've been going on and on about how that game is treated as being educational, but kids learn stuff like "EATING RAW CHICKEN IS OKAY", and "YOU CAN PUNCH FIRE".

Here's a conversation (you can feel free to steal) that happened over this game:

Me to my kids: "So I noticed if you feed wheat to two cows, they fall in love and have a calf. But if you take a couple of buckets, you can milk BOTH of those cows. Tell me what's wrong with that..."

My wife (totally deadpan): "That's not milk..."

Recent Game Reviews

29 Game Reviews

This is a great oldschool score-based arcade game. The keyboard controls are a bit hard with the space bar and E button being so far apart, but it plays great with an xbox gamepad.

this game is tearing me apart!

The core game is pretty fun. I could see this doing well in any of the mobile app stores if it was polished up a bit.

The only thing holding it all back is the over-long dialogue scenes. I suspect most people ended up skipping them, which ultimately means they added nothing to the game's enjoyability.

If the game was more complex, I could see the need for a deep story, but it's a fast paced reaction game and the long dialogue scenes kill the intensity. I'd suggest trimming them down to 2-5 lines per scene to get the core story points across and get the player into the action ASAP.

Oherwise, it has a great look and is very snappy to play. Keep up the good work!

Recent Audio Reviews

3 Audio Reviews

Let me prefix this review with the fact I have been in a bit of a slump as far as working on this site goes. Just hearing the passion you both have for NG, and the real sincerity in which you express it, has literally been the most motivating thing to happen to me in quite some time. THANK YOU.

fuck...yes

AnalogByNature responds:

More NG supported stuff coming in the future!

BRILLIANT!

This is the greatest song on newgrounds.... I am glowsticking my rocket right now!

Onic responds:

Good heavens!

Recent Art Reviews

5 Art Reviews

YOU CAN'T TELL ME HOW TO DRESS!

Amazeballs! Now if you'll excuse me, I have this sudden need to kill @evil-dog

deathink responds:

Wow, I haven't been called Amazeballs since my days in the porn industry.

Is this a play on the three wise men following the star? If it is, I wanna see what baby Jesus looks like in this world!

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NG Code Monkey

Hard Knocks

Ur Mom

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