PsychoGoldfish's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Friday Night Frettin']

Chili

[Astronaut's Quarrel - Among Us]

I just watched this while eating cereal with SKIM MILK!!!!

StaggerNight responds:

I cant talk to you anymore

[Swiper No Swipey]

Now I know spanish!

[The Yoshi Torture Tape]

Man, this takes me back to my own depraved Mario Paint movies, that possibly still exist somewhere in a box of VHS tapes at my parents' house.

[Starship Goldfish Pilot]

This was a really fun cartoon, can't wait to see more. Also, very flattered that you named it after me!!

[10 WAYS MINECRAFT WILL KILL YOU]

This was a good laugh, especially to someone who recently started playing Minecraft with his kids. I've been going on and on about how that game is treated as being educational, but kids learn stuff like "EATING RAW CHICKEN IS OKAY", and "YOU CAN PUNCH FIRE".

Here's a conversation (you can feel free to steal) that happened over this game:

Me to my kids: "So I noticed if you feed wheat to two cows, they fall in love and have a calf. But if you take a couple of buckets, you can milk BOTH of those cows. Tell me what's wrong with that..."

My wife (totally deadpan): "That's not milk..."

[Optimus Eats A HotDog]

I'm pretty sure this is the plot of Transformers 4. And if that is the case, I can honestly say it's the best one in the series!

MindChamber responds:

haha yes.. TF4 is basically this scene stretched out for 2 and a half hours

[Prom Night]

I just completed the clock day challenge and watched this for an hour!

Detectonomicon responds:

Hell Yes!!!

[Tom Fulp has some hope]

Great stuff

I am LOVING these shorts... keep them coming!

Smorgishmorg responds:

Hey go make the chat now

[Stamper has no hope in NG]

Unlike Fox News...

...this flash is 100% accurate!