You crack me up.
That's a joke by the way.
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You crack me up.
That's a joke by the way.
WAID PLZ BAN
I....can't tell if your serious or not...
PsychoGoldfish saves the day....again.
You should fully wind an egg timer and you have that long to finish the NG Chat. I don't consider 'Coming Soon' to be over a year long, explanation please!
Whats up with the ng staff making all this stupid commercials, I mean flashlights? Blam juice ?, you sell-outs >:C
Are you serious, because after reading the first two paragraphs I thought to myself, "He's probably gonna write something at the end like 'btw, this is all a joke'". But there was no 'btw, this is a joke'?! Wtf?! Eggs have taken over the world!!! NOOOO
No chat D:
^ did the 'half-assed parody post' part not give something away?
Well sir, I can sell you egg timers and egg timer accessories, I'll tell you what.
I just made some good-ass fuckin Eggs
I so needed one of those.
So you love egg related gadgets hmm?.
Well, what do you think about actual eggs?. I for one enjoy them.
What woule we do without you PsychoGoldfish? There would be no one to mock Wade. At least no one to do it well.
Thanks for the info Goldfish. You will save many eggs that may feed those in need.
HAHAHA!
What is this?
Is everyone mentioning their favorite things now?
Truth be told...I think Egg Timers are cool too. I used to play with them when I was a Kid.
Only the one I had was shaped like a Lemon.
Hahaha!
Man, egg timers are so much cooler than flashlights.
that's an odd addiction, I like it!
this made me lol
Ecliptic
hah
you should get the stainless steel egg timer!
:D