Rucklo 2008-10-07 14:45:51

i don't know how, but i'm positive this is related to penises somehow.

Sonucais 2008-10-07 15:08:44

Chat :(

Quarl 2008-10-07 16:09:03

I have like 50 egg timers back at home. I only brought my favorite with me to school though. It'd be pretty hard to keep track of them all. When it comes to egg timers, I tend to stick to reliable brands that I know I can count on. Know what I mean? Napastyle makes some pretty cool designs sometimes: <a href="http://www.napastyle.com/catalog/product.jsp?productId=2100&parentCategoryId=517&categoryId=660&subCategoryId=660&rcode=ggl_search&cm_mmc=Google%20Search-_-Non%20Brand-_-Cluck%20Timer-_-egg%20timers">http://www.napastyle.com/catalog/prod uct.jsp?productId=2100&parentCate goryId=517&categoryId=660&sub CategoryId=660&rcode=ggl_search&a mp;cm_mmc=Google%20Search-_-Non%20Bra nd-_-Cluck%20Timer-_-egg%20timers</a>

Yeah, I own six of those.

Josh-B 2008-10-07 16:19:54

Eventually we will develop egg time machines from egg timers.

jobbob1 2008-10-07 16:38:50

i tried to cook an egg i with a flash light i bought because some guy told me to. it wasnt LED so i ended up needing an egg calender instaed of an egg timer

JoSilver 2008-10-07 16:46:41

I can't believe I read the whole thing. Tell Luis that the border patrol thing sound like fun. =3

RobThanatos 2008-10-07 17:30:14

who ells can see the irony in this?

thespectre1 2008-10-07 17:53:43

RULE 36..........no exceptions !!!!!!!

JadeTheAssassin 2008-10-07 18:21:28

We had an egg timer for the computer so me and my siblings (namely, me) wouldn't hog the computer for more than an hour at a time.

Needless to say, after a few computer priviledge suspensions, lots of angry fits of "YOUR TIME'S UP! YOUR TIME'S UP" and much abuse, the fucking thing fucking broke and it's been eradicated into the junk piles around my house.

Fuck.

WolfBlitz2 2008-10-07 18:37:57

the Ipod of eggtimers!

I-smel 2008-10-07 19:27:06

I don't even know what this is parodying but I SO laughed.

RECKLESSFIRE 2008-10-07 21:34:13

WOW do people still use them

Xyresic 2008-10-08 02:37:04

I now want an egg timer. no seriously, youve got me hooked so giVE ME A FUCKING EGG TIMER NOW.

ChewToy 2008-10-08 11:40:43

Quick story: Cracker Barrel used to always carry these small egg timers on their shelves. Every time I would eat their, I'd mozey over to the gift shop and set all the egg/chicken timers to the same time and quickly leave before all the fireworks go off.

SPuD-J 2008-10-09 12:00:10

lol are you taking the piss out of wade and his flash lights or are you actually interested in eggs lol.

rofflawl 2008-10-09 16:41:05

i cant eat eggs much
to much protein

Mizox 2008-10-09 21:17:23

why is everyone on the staff now posting random stuff? it's not that I'm complaining, I find it very much full of Lulz, I'm just wondering

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my egg timer is painted with the NG color scheme! (lol, not really)

Aryk 2008-10-09 21:22:45

Just like Wade's obsession with flashlights!

vai90 2008-10-10 14:22:26

lol

tehslaphappy 2008-10-11 00:58:32

Meanwhile the chat is up.