PsychoGoldfish's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pilgrimage]

fun, but...

MY EYES ARE BLEEDING

Glaiel-Gamer responds:

MY PENIS IS BLEEDING

[Tankmen: Incursion]

I really wanted to like this

This game is BEATIFUL. The art is top notch... the controls are easy to use, the gameplay is great... but the camera... I just couldn't take it.

The fact that you have it zoom tracking the enemies to keep the player and them in frame is a GREAT idea, but you really have to limit how fast the camera can move so the player can keep track of where they are on the screen and not have to worry about where they are going to land when they fall out of their chair due to the epileptic seizure they are experiencing.

Please tweak that camera so this game doesn't get buried!

[Castle Crashing the Beard]

The bread was awesome

I LOVE TOM FULP'S BREAD!

BoMToons responds:

It's delicious and nutritious!

[Pizza Shack Deluxe]

pretty good, with a few bugs in it...

Just like real fast food, this game is pretty satisfying even though there are a few big bugs in it.

Graphics are great, sound is nice and the gameplay keeps you on your toes.

The bugs I found didn't really ruin the game, but are noticable enough that they should have been caught by now.

1) walking into the counter or lower screen warps you in a wonky way
2) the bag dissapears now and then (although it still works)
3) the tiles with the arrows are a bit picky about how centered you are

fixing those few glitches would make this game a more professional peice of work, as everything else about it is great.

Keep on truckin'

[Holiday Snow Wars]

Nice engine, weak game

I like the 3d engine and the rotation and everything works awesome, but the game itself lacks any depth, and the lack of speed is PAINFUL. You can't see your own snowballs and it's just.... not fun.

Still, I did give this a more detailed review on webgamemagazine. com

Komix responds:

oh, yeah you re mroe the fast but crap game type, huh? bad luck I guess

but thanks a lot for your post on your site.

I love you

[MiniPutt 3]

I like the real miniputt 3 better

While this isn't a terrible game, I wish you fags wouldn't try taking credit for my mini-putt series, wich already HAS a mini-putt 3: /portal/view/223867

Change the name of this game to something else and quit taking credit for my work asshat.

[StarFleight 9]

Flush it out

Okay, at the heart of this game is a good idea with potential.

I really liked the layering and flying through the trees, but the rocks got pretty repetative. WHen the ships finally came in the artwok seemed so much cheaper than the player ship, the scenery and even the rocks.

Even worse was the fact that instead of using streamlined audio (wich is plentiful in the audio portal) you used a FULL System of a Down mp3. For a 4+Mb download it was dissapointing.

Next time don't submit an underdevolped version of a game to the portal, put it in the alphas area on NG Mag, that way you can get some feedback before your work gets voted to obscurity.

Games-And-Gigs responds:

I'll keep all of your advice in mind. Thanks for the review.

[Dad 'n Me]

Another fun Tom/Dan game!

ALthough I admit I'd love to see some more unique characters in these games, it was still good times. I had to run it on low quality and it was still a lot slower then the old preview video looked so I was a bit bummed at that, but once I beat up a few kids and threw them into moving traffic life returned to being good. Getting high combo hits was pretty easy, so I got the nice 'rage' explosion a lot, wich showed those little bastards who was boss. The combos were real smooth and easy to land, IF you weren't more than 2 pixels away from the kids. That got a little annoying at times, but what can ya do.

[Element Saga ch5 - DEMO]

Could have been great!

I really tried to get in to this, but there was so much preformance lag right from the menu screen. I tried to switch it to low quality but it was promptly reset to high. The lag was so bad that I couldn't even finish the first round.

That aside, the moves seemed pretty cool and the art was hot, just needs some tightning up for preformance on older pcs.

[Newgrounds SIM v 1.2]

I hate you shawn!

so after 3+ hours of playing, on day 256 after achieving admin status and everything.... I needed a mere 3 stickers

then I go to sleep and I get a 'script is causing problems' error...... it died, and my save game was back on day 155..... I HATE YOU IN THE FACE!