PsychoGoldfish's Reviews

[Space Rabbit: Adventure! 2024 Trailer Remaster]

Appropriate amount of stars!

[Friday Night Frettin']

Chili

[Astronaut's Quarrel - Among Us]

I just watched this while eating cereal with SKIM MILK!!!!

StaggerNight responds:

I cant talk to you anymore

[Portal Defenders: Tower Defense]

Finally got to sit down and properly enjoy this!

I've been wanting a new TD game for some time now, and this didn't disappoint.

Loved everything that was in here, especially the little secret characters you can click for extra gold. The boss fight element worked really well, especially in tandem with the themed areas. The only thing missing is an option to increase the playback speed, but given that this was a jam game AND it was in Flash, I will give that a pass lol.

Would love to see a bigger sequel some day with some more tower types, areas, upgrades and enemies. This is my jam, and I want MORE!

BoMToons responds:

Thank you for finding the time! It sound like you're a connoisseur of Tower Defense games, so the fact that you enjoyed it means a lot.

You of all people can understand how crazy implementing a "speed up" function would be in AS2. I won't say it's impossible, but rolling my own timer based event system instead of using Flash's built-in "enterFrame" system is cray... If it was as3, no prob, you can control frame-rate on the fly and going from 30 fps --> 60 fps would be a breeze... but in as2??? Maybe I'm just a chicken/creature of habit...

Making this a full-featured game would be a dream...

[Wordly Defence]

I really really like this concept a lot! I've been enjoying Wordle, and I am a sucker for a good Tower Defense game.

I do wish the word game behaved a bit more like the game it's based on (which you've already addressed in the comments), but that's a small gripe.

More than anything, I wish it was playable on mobile. The cat character, while 100% on-brand, feels a bit unnecessary, when you could just click the screen to collect gems. You'd probably have to build an on-screen keyboard though, so there is that.

Desktop only does suck though, especially when posting scores to Twitter, where most people seeing them are likely on their phone.

On that note, ADD A DAMN LINK BACK TO THE GAME on those posts. We need more people to check this game out!!!! Maybe even take a page from Wordle and have a 'copy to clipboard' option so people can share anywhere!

We can make this shit spread like Covid!

Stepford responds:

To hear such high praise from you, means a lot! And yeah, most of the design choices are a bit SQUASHED together, but I made this game as a challenge to create a full game in under 48 hours. If I gave myself a whole week, most of this would've been addressed.

I wanted to have the cat character pick up the turrets and move them, but it was just move fun to select and place them with the mouse. Little things like that, that ended up leaving big holes elsewhere. Oh welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[Samba do Chipneiro (not really a samba)]

This isn't a Samba, Albe. WTF?

[oh_brandy.wav]

brandy IS a cunt

[Tiptoe]

About damn time

Jacob responds:

Toe time is all the time

[Happy Pico Day NG Staff!]

I like the part where I look younger than Tom.

[PsychoGoldfish]

Back from my days of modeling for Rugged Man Monthly.

BellvonArtsy responds:

Just wait until they release your entry from the mail order calendar!

[go take a nap]

This seems like a cry for help...

Oddlem responds:

and I didn't take a nap so I don't have a good comeback!!