PsychoGoldfish's Reviews

[The Yoshi Torture Tape]

Man, this takes me back to my own depraved Mario Paint movies, that possibly still exist somewhere in a box of VHS tapes at my parents' house.

[Starship Goldfish Pilot]

This was a really fun cartoon, can't wait to see more. Also, very flattered that you named it after me!!

[10 WAYS MINECRAFT WILL KILL YOU]

This was a good laugh, especially to someone who recently started playing Minecraft with his kids. I've been going on and on about how that game is treated as being educational, but kids learn stuff like "EATING RAW CHICKEN IS OKAY", and "YOU CAN PUNCH FIRE".

Here's a conversation (you can feel free to steal) that happened over this game:

Me to my kids: "So I noticed if you feed wheat to two cows, they fall in love and have a calf. But if you take a couple of buckets, you can milk BOTH of those cows. Tell me what's wrong with that..."

My wife (totally deadpan): "That's not milk..."

[Newgrounds in 2019]

I failed the quiz....

Little-Rena responds:

I won't tell anyone if you don't!

[Hermit the sluggish caterpillar of the sea]

This is a great oldschool score-based arcade game. The keyboard controls are a bit hard with the space bar and E button being so far apart, but it plays great with an xbox gamepad.

[The Room Tribute]

this game is tearing me apart!

[Episode 36 - ACOCk Community Talk #2]

Another awful community episode. Props to @littlbox for trying to make the guests seem higher quality by turning into an 11-year-old screecher kid. If anyone needs me, I'll be off having a rape-kit done on my ears.

ninjamuffin99 responds:

I a bit based on this since we all look up to yall staff on NG but dude i dont wanna be too much but that was a bit harsh . not gonna lie but yeah.

[Episode 25 - ACOCk Community Talk #1]

I've really loved listening to all the recent NG-related podcasts. They just showed so much love for the site, highlighted cool people, and really went a long way to inspiring me to get re-involved with our user base.

This episode un-did ALL OF THAT. Thanks guys!

GoodL responds:

np dude

[Episode 23 - #JusticeForSHOOOOOM & etc. (w/ AntonioMabs)]

Finally got around to listening to this episode (it takes more time to get around to the 2nd best podcast, after all). Appreciated the shoutouts. I GUESS I'll sign your yearbook.

[Socks and sandals]

YOU CAN'T TELL ME HOW TO DRESS!

[Robotic Messiah]

Amazeballs! Now if you'll excuse me, I have this sudden need to kill @evil-dog

deathink responds:

Wow, I haven't been called Amazeballs since my days in the porn industry.

[Magi]

Is this a play on the three wise men following the star? If it is, I wanna see what baby Jesus looks like in this world!