Age/Gender: 32, Male
Location: Denver, CO
Job: Web Publisher
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Voting Pow.: 5.33 votes
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Flash Reviews: 48
Music Reviews: 2
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Latest Flash Reviews
MY EYES ARE BLEEDING
Author's Response:
MY PENIS IS BLEEDING
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This game is BEATIFUL. The art is top notch... the controls are easy to use, the gameplay is great... but the camera... I just couldn't take it.
The fact that you have it zoom tracking the enemies to keep the player and them in frame is a GREAT idea, but you really have to limit how fast the camera can move so the player can keep track of where they are on the screen and not have to worry about where they are going to land when they fall out of their chair due to the epileptic seizure they are experiencing.
Please tweak that camera so this game doesn't get buried!
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now... how did I become a co-author of this again?
Author's Response:
You made me hamburgers and beer steak. HOW DID YOU NOT BECOME CO-AUTHOR!?
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Latest Audio Reviews
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
You took a month to do that garbage? You told everyone your next song would be better...
If this was a real rap battle, everyone would have gone home 4 weeks ago... and even if they didn't... you would be bood right off the stage.
I considered pulling another song out of my ass, but I just can't justify doing anything that gives you the attention you keep trying to get. I think everyone is well aware that you have done nothing but get owned by a guy who doesn't even like rap.
For real man... you suck terribly.... I know it's hard to spit rhymes when the distance from your lungs to your mouth is so far, but that's the same reason people in wheelchairs don't jog.
your flow sucks... it never matches the beats of the tack... your lyrics sound like a 5th grader wrote them.... your voice is like kermit the frog..... just stop!
Author's Response:
yea I know my flow sucks. I'm not that good at rapping. But there still is one last song that I had completed a few weeks back. But the only way to get good at anything is to keep trying.
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This is the greatest song on newgrounds.... I am glowsticking my rocket right now!
Author's Response:
Good heavens!
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