Recent Movie Reviews


10 WAYS MINECRAFT WILL KILL YOU 10 WAYS MINECRAFT WILL KILL YOU

Rated 4 / 5 stars

This was a good laugh, especially to someone who recently started playing Minecraft with his kids. I've been going on and on about how that game is treated as being educational, but kids learn stuff like "EATING RAW CHICKEN IS OKAY", and "YOU CAN PUNCH FIRE".

Here's a conversation (you can feel free to steal) that happened over this game:

Me to my kids: "So I noticed if you feed wheat to two cows, they fall in love and have a calf. But if you take a couple of buckets, you can milk BOTH of those cows. Tell me what's wrong with that..."

My wife (totally deadpan): "That's not milk..."


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Optimus Eats A HotDog Optimus Eats A HotDog

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm pretty sure this is the plot of Transformers 4. And if that is the case, I can honestly say it's the best one in the series!


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MindChamber responds:

haha yes.. TF4 is basically this scene stretched out for 2 and a half hours


Prom Night Prom Night

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I just completed the clock day challenge and watched this for an hour!


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Sakeyoko responds:

Hell Yes!!!

Recent Game Reviews


S.M.O.L. S.M.O.L.

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fun little quickie! They evil pyramid needs to be in more games now.


BoMToons responds:

I agree, we need to know more about what motivates him...


Wrassling Wrassling

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I had tears in my eyes from laughing along with this game. Great work dude!


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colburt187 responds:

Great to hear! thats my dream for this game.


X-Type X-Type

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

This is a fun 360 shooter. For anyone having trouble with the controls, try clicking the gray area around the game first, then the controls will start working.


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TreSensa responds:

Thank you! I wrote this in the author comments, too, but it doesn't appear that anyone read them... :)
Glad you enjoy the game!

Recent Audio Reviews


AETHER TIMEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!! AETHER TIMEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!

Rated 3 / 5 stars

I admire your commitment...



Tom Fulpatron Tom Fulpatron

Rated 5 / 5 stars

fuck...yes


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AnalogByNature responds:

More NG supported stuff coming in the future!


Super Crazy Techno Fun Time Super Crazy Techno Fun Time

Rated 5 / 5 stars

BRILLIANT!

This is the greatest song on newgrounds.... I am glowsticking my rocket right now!


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Onic responds:

Good heavens!

Recent Art Reviews


Robotic Messiah Robotic Messiah

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Amazeballs! Now if you'll excuse me, I have this sudden need to kill @evil-dog


deathink responds:

Wow, I haven't been called Amazeballs since my days in the porn industry.


Magi Magi

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Is this a play on the three wise men following the star? If it is, I wanna see what baby Jesus looks like in this world!


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KILER KLOENS FROM OUT A SPAEC KILER KLOENS FROM OUT A SPAEC

Rated 5 / 5 stars

DAVE!

He saves the day with his handsomness!!!!!!


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Rucklo responds:

DAEV IS VERY HANDSOEM DIS IS TRUU!