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My new favorite candy that I have never actually eaten....

Posted by PsychoGoldfish - August 24th, 2007


So I was browsing around google images to get something for my bbs sig pic today. The plan was to have a juicy fruit wrapper with a piece of gum coming out of it... nothing special, I just like juicy fruit.

Anyway, as I was browsing... google did what google does best, and returned images that were NOT juicy fruit.

What they DID return was a european candy called maoam. I almost overlooked this result until I realized the characters on the wrapper were having hot fruity sex and I knew at that moment... this was the best candy on the planet.

If any of you eurofags could like... send me some maoam, that would make me the happiest little boy in the orphanage.

My new favorite candy that I have never actually eaten....


Comments (28)

lol, they're not that good actually ;)

BLASPHEME!!!!!!!!!!

On their website it basically is like a taffy almost. " a chew without the gum" is what it said.
But yes that lil green guy sure is having his way with that lemon aye.!
good luck getting some.
Druke

HOLY SHIT THE NAME IS THE A SAME BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS MEYBEES THAT SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT THE FRUIT'S SEXUALITY!!!!!

It's as though Jesus invented a candy.

I'm from europe, i'l send you some.
FREE !!

I like thefact that the name is like the sound of someone gagging

theyre fuckin tasty.

"M-A-O-A-M, MAOAM!"

Sorrt NG posted my message on the wrong news :P
I'll repeat it here

Yea maoams are kinda crappy. That advert was cool though, M-A-O-A-M MAOAM!

I'd send you some, but you called everyone in Europe a fag. Also I wouldnt pay for the shipping (or the chew bar :P) to please you :)

OH SHIT THATS SO MUCH RAPE FOR ONE CANDT RAPPER.

Does this mean it's supposed to be a fruity orgasm in your mouth or just that the maoam makers are crazed sex maniacs......now i sorta want some too >_<

I am German, they sell them here everywhere. I really don't like them.

haha, that's funny. But I don't really like the taste

there the best candy ever and you can get a bigger version i love them so much

The adverts are almost as good as the sweets :D
YouTube?

What the fuck? Candy Fruit Secks?!

There nice, seriously, you gotta come to england and get them, you can get them in packs of 6, or get this bag with about 20 for £1.00/$1.50-$2.00

Maoms are alrite. Ill send you some if it's worth it to you. If youd like to get your hands on some hot maoams, then take this conversation into private negotiations and prehaps we can accept an offer.

I long to hear a reply.

lol @ yellow one

I WANT THAT CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol, i remember the ad for "MAOAM! the soft and fruit chew MAOAM!" :P

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