LOLPIG 2011-09-12 16:45:34

please good sir tel us your secret

HEMI9 2011-09-12 16:55:51

You got burned by Tom.

ExtraLife 2011-09-12 17:27:06

you're being like offensive and shit

Galneda 2011-09-12 17:28:11

You just fertalized Honshu island! You are winner!

Galneda 2011-09-12 17:28:56

also, lol Tom's comment.

ExtraLife 2011-09-12 17:29:09

also, your website hasn't been updated in a while; what's up with that?

VidGameDude 2011-09-12 18:37:28

...it'd be no surprise to me if you sculpted it to look like a penicorn

merlin 2011-09-12 18:50:26

I call bullshit on the 3lbs mark. I bought a scale a few years back, a nice digital one that measures water retention, and I made a point to weigh myself before and after dumps for like a month. I'm positive mine capped out at 1.5lbs, and that's with a good piss included.

And I destroyed my toilet that month.

PegasuTV 2011-09-12 19:01:30

I took a dump turned my pc on then I read this,I think were soul mates

sweetcommando 2011-09-12 19:13:02

i named my poop brad

sweet21 2011-09-12 19:18:04

That it? I almost thought you finally lost your virginity. DOH-HO SNAP!

Pjorg 2011-09-12 20:41:46

HOLLEEEE SHIT do I have the story fer you, Newgrounds. This shits gonna be so fuckin off the goddamn wall, yessiree BOB, you fucks better hold on to yer dicks when you here this one, mmm-hmm.

MMMMMMkay here it is:

Tom Fulp and Wade Fulp are both takin a shit in the same toilet cause moneys tight amrite? Toms shit and Wades shit fall out at the same time and, by chance, both fall on the floor. Wade just goes APESHIT. He can't believe that his FUCKIN BROTHER had the BALLS to take a shit on his shit. WAde starts runnin around and fuckin up the whole goddamn office in a MOTHAFUCKIN ACID TRIP. (his ass hanging out the whole time.)

Oh, and there's some Pico in it too.

doctormorgus 2011-09-12 21:22:06

lol now you have to beat bono's record.:D

Boss 2011-09-12 21:47:03

josh tom just FUCKING RAPED YOU

Joeylicious 2011-09-12 23:39:15

LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL

Short-Factor 2011-09-13 02:43:25

is that what the ng dump service is for

ZJ 2011-09-13 02:54:34

So, do you pee when you poop?

Kajenx 2011-09-13 06:47:31

I think Tom wins this one.

dooseyboy 2011-09-13 07:24:45

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!

RYNOL 2011-09-13 08:46:18

I just took a dump that wasn't noteworthy in anyway. So I named it PsychoGoldfish.

I'm just kidding. I love you Psycho. <3