NG Code Monkey
Joined on 9/26/00
"He was trying to kill me but I got away I went to my house and I fed my fish some food and I took a nap."
That is BAD ass.
How epic, it seems like our younger generations are influenced by bad guys in planes, or i am over thinking it. I love how he even refers to feeding his fish, is that you?
I wait eagerly for the sequel.
Sounds pretty good for a first grader story. At least when he gets older your kid could probably write some cool stories. IS the drawing also by him?
Getting inspired by dad already :3
Aww that has made my day.
Story animation. Now.
i want moar
This totally needs a sequel! Violent, villainous airplane driver parking in suburban driveways...your son was all like "F that. Feed fish, take a nap, he can't do shit to me. Diplomatic immunity in mi casa."
He's going to make great things
!!!! Is that a birds-eye view of the airplane shooting at the house?
how come your son is better than you?
Animate this. Make a series out of the kid's stories.
This is the kind of thing I want to see in the Portal; screw the chat.
I fed my fish some food and I took a nap.
this kid makes chuck norris look like justin bieber
You could not get high enough to write these stories. Your kid is a legend.
I've always felt that naps really solve everything. I remember when i would get grounded id take a nap and then when i woke up nobdoy was mad anymore
Someone needs to animate this. NOW!
Someone should animate this masterpiece immediately.
Or sacrifice a virgin in the name of Josh's son, the one and only god.
Your son is fucking awesome!
I love dicks