Score: 8

"fun, but..."

submission: Pilgrimage

date: June 4, 2009

MY EYES ARE BLEEDING

Score: 8

"I really wanted to like this"

submission: Tankmen: Incursion

date: April 30, 2009

This game is BEATIFUL. The art is top notch... the controls are easy to use, the gameplay is great... but the camera... I just couldn't take it.

The fact that you have it zoom tracking the enemies to keep the player and them in frame is a GREAT idea, but you really have to limit how fast the camera can move so the player can keep track of where they are on the screen and not have to worry about where they are going to land when they fall out of their chair due to the epileptic seizure they are experiencing.

Please tweak that camera so this game doesn't get buried!

Score: 10

"amazing"

submission: Lin's Dick

date: March 11, 2009

now... how did I become a co-author of this again?

Score: 10

"This movie is an artistic masterpeice"

submission: Circle n' Square

date: January 10, 2009

First off the symetry of your characters and your use of color here is simply breathtaking.

I was especially inspired at how deeply this movie represents our troubled times and really shows us how hard it can be when you feel like a square living in a circle's world.

This truly is an epic comentary of life in america during the early 21'st century, and I felt compelled to add you to my list of favorite artists sir.

Well done.... well done.

Score: 10

"The bread was awesome"

submission: Castle Crashing the Beard

date: March 12, 2008

I LOVE TOM FULP'S BREAD!

Score: 10

"THIS IS STOLEN"

submission: How to be a Guitar Hero

date: December 10, 2007

FROM YOUTUBE!

I AM BLOWING UR WHISTLE!!!!!!!

Score: 8

"pretty good, with a few bugs in it..."

submission: Pizza Shack Deluxe

date: August 22, 2007

Just like real fast food, this game is pretty satisfying even though there are a few big bugs in it.

Graphics are great, sound is nice and the gameplay keeps you on your toes.

The bugs I found didn't really ruin the game, but are noticable enough that they should have been caught by now.

1) walking into the counter or lower screen warps you in a wonky way
2) the bag dissapears now and then (although it still works)
3) the tiles with the arrows are a bit picky about how centered you are

fixing those few glitches would make this game a more professional peice of work, as everything else about it is great.

Keep on truckin'

Score: 10

"Tits and beer!"

submission: The NG Redesign Collab

date: July 17, 2007

Great job on all the clips guys, that first one especially!

sup

Score: 5

"Nice engine, weak game"

submission: Holiday Snow Wars

date: December 28, 2006

I like the 3d engine and the rotation and everything works awesome, but the game itself lacks any depth, and the lack of speed is PAINFUL. You can't see your own snowballs and it's just.... not fun.

Still, I did give this a more detailed review on webgamemagazine. com

Score: 2

"I like the real miniputt 3 better"

submission: MiniPutt 3

date: August 11, 2006

While this isn't a terrible game, I wish you fags wouldn't try taking credit for my mini-putt series, wich already HAS a mini-putt 3: /portal/view/223867

Change the name of this game to something else and quit taking credit for my work asshat.