Score: 10

"The bread was awesome"

submission: Castle Crashing the Beard

date: March 12, 2008

I LOVE TOM FULP'S BREAD!

Score: 10

"THIS IS STOLEN"

submission: How to be a Guitar Hero

date: December 10, 2007

FROM YOUTUBE!

I AM BLOWING UR WHISTLE!!!!!!!

Score: 8

"pretty good, with a few bugs in it..."

submission: Pizza Shack Deluxe

date: August 22, 2007

Just like real fast food, this game is pretty satisfying even though there are a few big bugs in it.

Graphics are great, sound is nice and the gameplay keeps you on your toes.

The bugs I found didn't really ruin the game, but are noticable enough that they should have been caught by now.

1) walking into the counter or lower screen warps you in a wonky way
2) the bag dissapears now and then (although it still works)
3) the tiles with the arrows are a bit picky about how centered you are

fixing those few glitches would make this game a more professional peice of work, as everything else about it is great.

Keep on truckin'

Score: 10

"Tits and beer!"

submission: The NG Redesign Collab

date: July 17, 2007

Great job on all the clips guys, that first one especially!

sup

Score: 5

"Nice engine, weak game"

submission: Holiday Snow Wars

date: December 28, 2006

I like the 3d engine and the rotation and everything works awesome, but the game itself lacks any depth, and the lack of speed is PAINFUL. You can't see your own snowballs and it's just.... not fun.

Still, I did give this a more detailed review on webgamemagazine. com

Score: 2

"I like the real miniputt 3 better"

submission: MiniPutt 3

date: August 11, 2006

While this isn't a terrible game, I wish you fags wouldn't try taking credit for my mini-putt series, wich already HAS a mini-putt 3: /portal/view/223867

Change the name of this game to something else and quit taking credit for my work asshat.

Score: 10

"Great documentary"

submission: SBC Loves Ass Sex

date: February 1, 2006

This was your best first flash movie to date ron!

Score: 3

"Flush it out"

submission: StarFleight 9

date: January 26, 2006

Okay, at the heart of this game is a good idea with potential.

I really liked the layering and flying through the trees, but the rocks got pretty repetative. WHen the ships finally came in the artwok seemed so much cheaper than the player ship, the scenery and even the rocks.

Even worse was the fact that instead of using streamlined audio (wich is plentiful in the audio portal) you used a FULL System of a Down mp3. For a 4+Mb download it was dissapointing.

Next time don't submit an underdevolped version of a game to the portal, put it in the alphas area on NG Mag, that way you can get some feedback before your work gets voted to obscurity.

Score: 7

"Great Start!"

submission: The Green Flea

date: September 21, 2005

The hart was solid, the story was good and the concept is fantastic. All it needs is a bit more finesse and you've got a straight up hit.

I'd suggest doing whatever it takes to get cleaner audio so it's easier to understand, and maybe speed up the pacing a bit.

The conversations were fine but a lot of the stuff like transforming into the costume, the miniaturizing and the confrontation just felt slow and not very superhuman.

Once you get a feel for the pacing and tighten the audio the next episode will be a top 50 masterpiece here on NG

Score: 10

"wootsex!"

submission: Dr0kn Space

date: August 28, 2005

this makes me want to rub a stick of butter all over my man-nips.... and steal a fat guy's stapler.