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A story written by my youngest son in 1st grade...

Posted by PsychoGoldfish - February 17th, 2011


Super gold fish to the rescue

There are a lot of strangers down there at my door. They came to my door because they were angry with me. I want to talk to the airplane driver in the driveway because I want him to go away. Then I thought about what to say to the airplane driver. It was that I had another word to the world and the airplane driver. I said airplane driver go away please. He was trying to kill me but I got away I went to my house and I fed my fish some food and I took a nap.

A story written by my youngest son in 1st grade...


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"He was trying to kill me but I got away I went to my house and I fed my fish some food and I took a nap."

That is BAD ass.

:D

How epic, it seems like our younger generations are influenced by bad guys in planes, or i am over thinking it. I love how he even refers to feeding his fish, is that you?

I wait eagerly for the sequel.

Getting inspired by dad already :3

Story animation. Now.

i want moar

This totally needs a sequel! Violent, villainous airplane driver parking in suburban driveways...your son was all like "F that. Feed fish, take a nap, he can't do shit to me. Diplomatic immunity in mi casa."

He's going to make great things

!!!! Is that a birds-eye view of the airplane shooting at the house?

how come your son is better than you?

disssss.

Animate this. Make a series out of the kid's stories.
This is the kind of thing I want to see in the Portal; screw the chat.

I fed my fish some food and I took a nap.

this kid makes chuck norris look like justin bieber

You could not get high enough to write these stories. Your kid is a legend.

I've always felt that naps really solve everything. I remember when i would get grounded id take a nap and then when i woke up nobdoy was mad anymore

RAAAAWWWWRs =)

Someone needs to animate this. NOW!

Someone should animate this masterpiece immediately.
Or sacrifice a virgin in the name of Josh's son, the one and only god.

Your son is fucking awesome!

I love dicks

oughta get somebody illustrating or animating these, some kind of ax cop type deal

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