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Manwich needs your love

Posted by PsychoGoldfish Oct. 15, 2007 @ 7:42 PM EDT

So, I have a minor dilema that has blown itself out of proportion.

A while back, I got a box of (12 cans) of Manwich at ye-olde Sam's club. At the moment I have this obsession with the fact that all 12 cans are still in my pantry and have yet to be used.

The obvious solution is to simply make sloppy joes, but alas... I have no ground beef.

It's cool though.... if Campbell's cream of mushroom soup and SPAM have taught me anything, there are 100's of people who have a bunch of creative recipes for can-based food, and surely the internet would provide me a creative way to use up some of this manwich that is plaguing my soul.

A half dozen Google searches later, all I have found is recpies to MAKE manwich, and variations of the traditional sloppy joe.

How the hell has Manwich gone by so long without, at least, ONE dedicated recipe site or some kind?

Has anyone done anything new with Manwich? Why hasn't this sauce technology been explored?

I call upon everyone who ever enjoyed a nice sloppy joe in their childhood to help me rectify this sadly overlooked canned commodity.

If you have any creative uses (anal lubricants aside) for manwich ... I need to know! NEH, THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW!

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Oct. 15, 2007 | 7:45 PM TVs-Tom-Selleck says:

manwich in meatloaf more like manloaf more like manload ~~~~~~ peace out glad to helpff

Oct. 15, 2007 | 8:14 PM PsychoGoldfish responds:

I don't want to deal wth copyright issues from your summer blockbuster, "Manload 2: The load strikes back"

Oct. 15, 2007 | 7:47 PM UberBarista says:

Mix it with some tuna, it's very tasty. Or just... slather it all over yourself.

Either one is a great choice, really.

Oct. 15, 2007 | 8:15 PM PsychoGoldfish responds:

if you are eating.... I pick option B

Oct. 15, 2007 | 8:01 PM Luis says:

well if youre feeling like mexican tonight you can pour some on me.

Oct. 15, 2007 | 8:16 PM PsychoGoldfish responds:

I pick option B

Oct. 15, 2007 | 8:02 PM LordOfKetchup says:

MY MANWICH

Oct. 15, 2007 | 8:03 PM Maus says:

Tired of the MAN keeping you down?
GO ON THE LAM TODAY!

Lesbians
Against
MANwich

Oct. 15, 2007 | 8:16 PM PsychoGoldfish responds:

this is a topic about MAN wich... no dykes allowed damnit!

Oct. 15, 2007 | 8:11 PM Cally says:

Put the oven on Gas 6 (200 C/390 F)
Weigh out about 8 oz of pasta and cook it (don't let it get soft, though - make it that slightly-chewy-not-quite-done-texture ).
Strain the pasta and throw it into a deep baking dish.
Stir in a can (or two - don't know the US can sizes) of manwich and stir it all together.
Grate some cheese and spread it on top - as much or as little as you want :) Don't stir it in.
Put the dish in the oven uncovered and bake for 25-30 mins.

Oct. 15, 2007 | 8:16 PM PsychoGoldfish responds:

will you come to my house and make that... and then wash the dishes?

Oct. 15, 2007 | 8:11 PM UberBarista says:

You could feed Ethiopia for a year by donating it.

Oct. 15, 2007 | 8:13 PM PsychoGoldfish responds:

hahaha hungry black people

Oct. 15, 2007 | 8:36 PM Senti says:

I have absolutely nothing to add to this dilemma of yours and for that I am terribly sorry. I just wanted to express my love for the Manwich.

Expressed.

Oct. 15, 2007 | 9:15 PM MERFdaCOW says:

Just drink it.

Oct. 15, 2007 | 9:21 PM KingDavid says:

put it between two buns, and jizz over it. Then it will truely be a manwhich

Oct. 16, 2007 | 12:28 AM Afro-Ninja says:

WHAT YOU MEAN MANWICH DOESN'T COME WITH MEAT? FUCK THIS SHIT

Oct. 16, 2007 | 1:16 AM fetusdoctor says:

This one's easy.

First, pour your Manwich into a bowl and use a spoon to remove all of the green peppers (because they're gross). Should take about an hour. Remove the onions too, if it comes with it, I can't remember.

Second, grab a can of beans out of the pantry. Doesn't matter what type.

Mix Manwich and beans. See, no need for ground beef! The beans take the place of beef, and they're easy to cook!

Now, just toss the mix between two toasted buns and... oh dear... that tastes terrible.

Oct. 27, 2007 | 1:47 PM BigFuzzyKitten says:

oh my god... your breast cancer pic on the cams page...

Oct. 29, 2007 | 5:59 AM MitchLordofFire says:

Sloobby joes the one is to open the butt ox is Billy bob.
I have no idea why i said that

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