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So I was browsing around google images to get something for my bbs sig pic today. The plan was to have a juicy fruit wrapper with a piece of gum coming out of it... nothing special, I just like juicy fruit.

Anyway, as I was browsing... google did what google does best, and returned images that were NOT juicy fruit.

What they DID return was a european candy called maoam. I almost overlooked this result until I realized the characters on the wrapper were having hot fruity sex and I knew at that moment... this was the best candy on the planet.

If any of you eurofags could like... send me some maoam, that would make me the happiest little boy in the orphanage.

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Aug. 24, 2007 | 12:47 PM Demideus says:

lol, they're not that good actually ;)

Aug. 24, 2007 | 12:48 PM PsychoGoldfish responds:

BLASPHEME!!!!!!!!!!

Aug. 24, 2007 | 1:00 PM Piss says:

What the fuck is that green thing supposed to be?

Aug. 24, 2007 | 1:10 PM PsychoGoldfish responds:

sexy

Aug. 24, 2007 | 1:16 PM Drukendru says:

On their website it basically is like a taffy almost. " a chew without the gum" is what it said.
But yes that lil green guy sure is having his way with that lemon aye.!
good luck getting some.
Druke

Aug. 24, 2007 | 1:24 PM Meebs says:

HOLY SHIT THE NAME IS THE A SAME BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS MEYBEES THAT SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT THE FRUIT'S SEXUALITY!!!!!

Aug. 24, 2007 | 1:26 PM labor says:

It's as though Jesus invented a candy.

Aug. 24, 2007 | 1:30 PM Frax says:

I'm from europe, i'l send you some.
FREE !!

Aug. 24, 2007 | 1:56 PM paddy-ryan says:

I like thefact that the name is like the sound of someone gagging

Aug. 24, 2007 | 2:10 PM KoLdBLooD says:

theyre fuckin tasty.

"M-A-O-A-M, MAOAM!"

Aug. 24, 2007 | 2:13 PM Rustygames says:

Sorrt NG posted my message on the wrong news :P
I'll repeat it here

Yea maoams are kinda crappy. That advert was cool though, M-A-O-A-M MAOAM!

I'd send you some, but you called everyone in Europe a fag. Also I wouldnt pay for the shipping (or the chew bar :P) to please you :)

Aug. 24, 2007 | 3:21 PM FrozenSheep says:

OH SHIT THATS SO MUCH RAPE FOR ONE CANDT RAPPER.

Aug. 24, 2007 | 3:27 PM DiscoFever says:

Does this mean it's supposed to be a fruity orgasm in your mouth or just that the maoam makers are crazed sex maniacs......now i sorta want some too >_<

Aug. 24, 2007 | 3:35 PM Psi43 says:

I am German, they sell them here everywhere. I really don't like them.

Aug. 24, 2007 | 4:26 PM Dazmi says:

haha, that's funny. But I don't really like the taste

Aug. 24, 2007 | 4:29 PM Aaronrocks says:

there the best candy ever and you can get a bigger version i love them so much

Aug. 24, 2007 | 4:41 PM DannyIsOnFire says:

The adverts are almost as good as the sweets :D
YouTube?

Aug. 24, 2007 | 4:44 PM Sonucais says:

What the fuck? Candy Fruit Secks?!

Aug. 25, 2007 | 4:38 PM doberman7 says:

There nice, seriously, you gotta come to england and get them, you can get them in packs of 6, or get this bag with about 20 for £1.00/$1.50-$2.00

Aug. 30, 2007 | 11:50 PM Mogly says:

Maoms are alrite. Ill send you some if it's worth it to you. If youd like to get your hands on some hot maoams, then take this conversation into private negotiations and prehaps we can accept an offer.

I long to hear a reply.

Sep. 5, 2007 | 2:44 PM SBB says:

lol @ yellow one

Sep. 8, 2007 | 5:35 PM tapeman579 says:

I WANT THAT CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sep. 10, 2007 | 3:38 PM hyphon12 says:

lol, i remember the ad for "MAOAM! the soft and fruit chew MAOAM!" :P

Sep. 10, 2007 | 8:17 PM jallo212 says:

the cherries are haveing an orgy.And the strawberry is resisting it so hes probaly getting raped.

Sep. 11, 2007 | 2:59 PM MrLuckDuck says:

Come England, you can get them EASILY!+
Also, I've had them before, it's like sex in your mouth.

Apr. 1, 2008 | 4:52 PM Ragnar08 says: